i used to think that i was dropped from the sky out of a hot air balloon, landed on the wall in front of my parents' house and that was how they got me. i had this mental image of landing on the wall on my back, springing up and landing on my feet and then walking into the house where i grew up.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that when you moved, a big crane picked up your house and dropped it somewhere else.Anon
- I used to believe that when you moved house you swapped house with the person moving into your old house.Anon
- I grew up with pets in the house. One afternoon I decided to ask my Aunt Mary if she was spayed.Anon
- I used to believe that at the end of the universe was a big plywood wall.— matt
- I used to believe that you would go into Wall*Mart and buy a baby for $5.50!— Sam
- I used to believe that the cool aid man was evil and he'd break through my wall and get me.— tammy