When I was small, I thought that the reason that girls had to wear skirts in church was so that God could check and see if we were wearing clean underwear. I thought he checked the boys in the bathroom, cause boys could go without underwear but girls couldn't. They were always talking in church about how he was watching us all the time!
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I always thought when I was a kid that Milo is for boys and that milk are for girls. . . — Cathyia
- i thought cats were girls and dogs were boys. Anon
- I always thought cats were all girls & dogs were all boys ... I have no idea why.Anon
- I used to believe that little boys grew up to be girls and little girls grew up to be boys. — Darin
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that only girls could be my friends and all other boys were my brothers.
— rajat