For some reason, I always used to think condoms and condiments were the same thing. So whenever someone asked if I'd like any condiments on my hot dog I would just laugh and say no.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that condoms were thing that u put in your mouth and they would melt and kill all the spermAnon
- i used to think that condoms were gum and i tried to buy one once when i was about 8! — silly
- i used to think condoms were for your ears!— Hanky
- i used to belive that condoms where chewing gum— condom chewer
- i used to believe that condoms stopped a mans wee getting out while having sex.— a boy
- I used to believe you had to stretch condoms over you testicles.Anon