In kindergarden, I thought all my teachers had the name of the subject they taught. That meant my teachers being called Madame French, Ms. Art, Mr. Math...
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- I thought all the teachers slept at school.— Ryan
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon
- I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroomAnon