One of my best friends used to believe that my father was a privite investigator. Why? He had a handgun, of course. (It was an old six-shooter, kept in a display case.)
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the short display beds at department stores were for dwarfs.— p
- I used to believe that the Beatles were friends of my father, and I always expected to meet them.— Rafa Garnica
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- I used to think that if a lawyer lost his case, he had to go to jail with his client.Anon
- When I was little my sister told me that if I put a C.D. in the wrong case, it would mess up the C.D.'s songs.— Torrie
- I used to tape my mouth shut at night in case a spider would come along and make a web in my belly.Anon