A childhood belief about oral sex

I came from a very strict and prudish family. My parents still lived with my grandparents and for the first 10 years of my life we were a big, happy family. However, because of my grandparents presence, my parents never had THE TALK. Dammit... Anyway, one day (when I was about 17) I was permitted to go round to a friends house one day- a boy I'd known since I was 7. Of course, they didn't think anything could happen- they'd known him for so long they were sure he didnt know anything about sex either. But he didnt live with his grandparents and he knew ALL about it. Anyway, we were in his room listenin 2 music when he said 'dya wanna play dares?' So we did the usual stuff, shout tings out the window, empty the shampoo bottle on ur parents bed... when he said 'i dare you to give me a blowjob' so i agreed and went out the room. HE off course got 'it' out and er.... ready. MEanwhile I thought he wanted me to give him a cut and blowdry! I got scissors and hairdryers etc and was shocked 2 see his thing when i returned. He fainted when he saw the scissors adn I had to call and amulance. In the end it was the driver who gave me the talk. Needless to say I wasn't allowed to see the guy anymore...