I thought if I ate a hotdog I would grow a penis, I ate them, but I never grew one thankfully! I was probably about 6 or so.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think my brothers penis was a hotdog, until i put one in my panties and the dog ate it.— Amanda
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to believe that cars grew and that our car would grow to big to go under the McDonalds drive-thru.— Mary Ellen
- I used to believe people grew from spores and when we got old, we'd grow leaves and flowers etc— Calvin (from my pet tiger Hobbes)
- I used to think a mustache grew out of your nose hairs. I tried to let mine grow, but it didn't work. — Barry