When I was little I somehow was under the impression that the word "balls" meant butt. One day in school I fell on my butt and I screamed out real loud "MY BALLS HURT!". I was real young, so only the teacher laughed.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I used to believe that the clouds were made of cotton balls— Jeannie
- i used to beleive cotton balls were marshmellows— carly
- I also thought that meat balls were made from testicals— Glenn
- I used to believe that my dad use to find magic balls behind my ears and catch them in a paper bag.— Netty
- I thought planes collected clouds to make cotton balls.— Eddie