My Dad spent several years really scared of sneezing and farting at the same time because he thought the pressure at both ends would rip you open like a Christmas cracker!
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I used to think "firecrackers" we're some kind of really spicy cracker.— MAG
- I thought farting was magical wind, and if you did it loud and hard, you would be able to move yourself.— Blake
- I used to think that farting was flarting. Anon
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon