when i was younger i never used to swear at all, at school when playing football etc becuase i thought that i mite have been tagged with sum mirophone or something and my parnets would be listening, i still dont swear near my parents
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I was at primary school I thought you had to be at least 18 to swear.— Mike W
- I thought there were some swear words so bad if you said them you would go to jail!— Mexicrat
- I used to believe that swearing was just saying, “I swear!”Anon
- I used to believe that bizarre was a swear word.Anon
- I used to believe that “shut up” was a swear word.Anon
- i used to believe that if you said a swear word you would turn into the opposite sex the next day— jess