I used to think that your ass crack was the same as your anus and that when doing a poo you could never be sure *exactly* where it would come out.
Luckily for me, it always came ot of the bottom. Phew!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that eg 1+1=11 and 2+2=22.
Luckily that only lasted until age 2 1/2.— Madi - I used to believe that your bottom teeth were actually in your bottom— jez
- That if I stepped on a crack on a sidewalk that I would get abducted by aliensAnon
- I believed God lived in a specific crack in one of the walls of my church — Blake
- I used to believe that when you had cancer, your bottom would be in front instead of in back. Anon
- i thought if you went to the bottom of the earth you would fall off.— Tiffany Amber Stefanko