My little brother got a dump truck one year for christmas. when asked what it was, he replied "a dumb f*ck"
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- I wanted to grow up and be a truck. Not a truck driver, a truck. Anon
- I thought Kaa's name from The Jungle Book was spelled "Car" and that he had a brother named Truck.Anon
- I believed that Robins hibernated throughout the year and only came out at christmas. Anon
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K