When I was younger I believed that "Help Wanted" meant that you had to go to prison, and help the criminals...Boy, was I upset when my brother applied for a job!
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe when a person was convicted of a crime and sent to prison, his lawyer went to prison, too.— Tara
- I used to think a con artist was someone who painted pictures in prison.— Brandon Campbell
- I thought "prison" and "prism" are the same words as each other.Anon
- i used to think that the paparazzi were a group of Italian criminals or spies. i have no idea why?? Anon
- all people who smoke roll up cigarettes have been to prison— spam
- I Used To Believe That Jail & Prison Are Both Timeouts For Adults/Grownups— Kelly Bulanek