I wondered WHY and HOW "76 Strong Bones Led The Big Parade" when I was a little girl (song was popular back then). It was much later when I realized it was Trombones!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- There was a popular rumor back in grade school that BUBBLE YUM gum was made with spider eggs.— Amber
- When I was younger I cut my Barbie doll's hair and wondered why it never grew back.Anon
- When I was about 4 or 5, I used to believe that instead of bones, we had metal pipes. — TL
- If you get shot with a GAMMA RAY you get really strong. — Tiff
- I used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanutbutter were actually bonesAnon
- When I was a child, I used to believe that my dad was the most powerful and strong man on earth. — LM