I used to think that I was the FIRST person in the world who ever farted, I kept referring to people after they farted as copy cats. I would proceed to inhale deeply to put thefart back in my head so I DIDN'T FORGET HOW TO fart.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my immediate family were the only people in the world that farted— Rainbow
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!— Jae
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere