I had no knowledge of penises, so when my aunt gave my baby cousin a bath, I thought he was sitting on a toy.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- Not me, but my cousin used to think wrinkle cream gave you wrinkles.Anon
- My mum's aunt gave her daughter a copy of Jackie magazine. She refused to read it as her name was not Jackie.— Helen
- When me and my cousin were little, we believed that kissing someone with tongue is how you got a baby.— cat
- I used to think that when I was in the bath I shark lived under the bath and that ig might come up and bite me— ------------