I thought that dolphins were smarter than people. My dad tried to convince me otherwise, and said "how come they don't drive cars, then?" - I thought it was because they liked having fun more than driving cars and going to work.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought the no overtaking sign meant that red cars cannot drive by black cars.— Helen
- I thought that people were like cars because cars have exhaust pipes, and people fart.— Matt
- i used to believe people were put in coffins because they were special cars that could drive you to heaven!— jym
- I used to believe that the "no outlet" sign on roads was a warning to people driving electric cars.— c
- I thought small cars grew up to become big cars— carhugger
- I used to believe that self drive cars actually drove themselves!Anon