When I was 8 or 9, I thought my mom went to choir practice every week. I thought that was strange, since she couldn't sing, and we didn't even belong to a church. It wasn't until years later that I figured out that she was going to the chiropractor.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- I thought that "tomorrow" was one of the days of the week— Frank
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee