In Shania Twains "That dont impress me much" the line where she sings
"I cant believe you kiss your car at night"
used to sound like:
"I cant believe you kiss your COCK at night"
I only found this not to be true by watching the video on daytime TV and being baffled at the fact that it hadnt been censored. Nice thought though eh??
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think people didnt actually kiss on tv,i thought that the computer just made it look that way.— deanna
- I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing
- I used to believe that if I could kiss my elbow that I would turn into a girl (the opposite sex).— Rusty
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- I used to believe that the sound of crickets at night was actually coming from the twinkle of the stars.— Lily Fagioli
- I used to believe that the sound of crickets at night was the noise the stars made when they sparkled. — Jane