I believed that the monsters under my bed just wanted company. I was afraid that they'd grab my legs and drag me under to live with them if they got bored or unhappy, so I would always make sure to leave extra blanket hanging over the bed for them, and I'd talk to them a few times a week to dissuade them from kidnapping me.
A childhood belief about under my bed

others believed things like this
- "Sex me up, before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a ho-ho!"— Whore-whore - I used to believe that monsters couldnt find me or hurt me if my whole body where under my blanket— Scared shitless
- When I first seen that boy band Hanson I thought they were all drag queen that were in bad drag. — TUTTLE
- I used to believe that drag racing was when guys dressed in drag raced each other. LOL— Emmy
- I used to believe that drag racing actually involved men in drag.Anon
- I thought the guy who got shot at the beginning of Gunsmoke was replaced every week by a live guy.— Monica