When I was 3 or 4 my mom lost an earing in our driveway. She told me and my sister (6 at the time) to go look for it.
I went around the driveway saying "i'm gonna find that bastard!" over and over again.
My sister told my mom and my mom told me was bastard ment.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- My sister told me that snow was God's dandruff.— Erin
- I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.— Eli
- My sister told me that sex was when the girl got on the boy's back and did a poo. I believed her!!!!!!!!— stupid person
- when i was little my sister told me that when i bite my nails it would cut through my skin and i would die! — nn
- when i was about 5 my sister told me that kiwis were elephant poop— kelli putnam
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie