When I was a child I believed that the King on Candyland was actually a demon who wished to destroy the human race and make us his candymaking slaves so his fat ass could just get bigger and bigger until he covered the whole planet. I still think this.
A childhood belief about toys
others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to think that if I lied my nose would grow bigger.Anon
- I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean
- That 1/4 was bigger than 1/2Anon
- I used to believe that everybody who was bigger or taller than I was always older than me.— Stano Finji
- I used to believe that the bigger the coin was, the more it was worth.— Benjamin
- I used to believe that the United States covered almost the entire planet.— RAB