I used to think that farts were really stink bubbles that come out of your butt and explode and make a really loud sound. The silent farts were when the bubbles were small and not ready to pop.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubblesAnon
- my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.— ginger
- I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.— I beleieve I can fly.....
- I used to believe yeast could make bread rise because it really was salt with bubbles inside.— queeneve
- When I was a kid My friend’s mom told me if I swallowed my bubblegum it would make me fart bubblegum bubblesAnon
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon