Im from a catholic family. when i was little i misheard God- for Gordon and when we went to mass i thought we were praying to Gordon ... my uncle ... wasn' t till i was six and asked my gran why everyone i knew prayed to my uncle .. that they understood why i always looked confused at church.
A childhood belief about prayers

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- I used to think people on the telly could see me. I hated getting my pyjamas on in front of Gordon Honeycomb.— Michelle James
- My friend told me she had invented the expression 'Gordon Bennett' and I believed her!— SueE
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
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- my uncle got sent to prison on the Isle of Wight. I thought that he had been sent into exile.— nns
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon