I embarrassed myself at school one day when one of the boys boldly announced "girls have two bums, a back bum and a front bum" to which i replied "Its not a bum its my mary".
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I used to believe all babies came out as girls and later on in life some of those girls turned into boys — Tom
- I used to believe that boys, gave birth to boys and girls gave birth to girls. How i'm so wrong now.— Sarah
- I used to believe that little boys grew up to be girls and little girls grew up to be boys. — Darin
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that only girls could be my friends and all other boys were my brothers.
— rajat - I used to believe that tigers were girls and lions were boys— Ruth