My son learned to sing Ba ba Black Sheep in preschool and sang very loudly for his grandmother - - one for the bastard, one for the dame one for the little boy who lives down the lane...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."— Quilla
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to think that the Hunchback of Notre Dame was a football player.— Wendy
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- i used to believe that the "fast lane" actually had some sort of tracks on it that made you go faster.— erin
- When I was a kid I used to think the "carpool lane" was an actual pool cars went swimming in— skeez