I used to think our local chase sign read "shit" and our bank of america sign read "Bank Of Asshole", mainly because my parents said those words all the time
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- We would drive by UNION BANK here in California and I would say "Onion bank!" My Mom would bust up laughing.— BINGO
- A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I used to believe the bank "scottish widows" was run by widows, and only gave bank accounts to widows.— Angelmouse
- I used to believe that 'bankruptcy" meant that you were actually going to rob a bank — Mindy