i always thought that when a woman ate beans she got pregnant and the man who bought the beans for her was named the father of the child.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- When i was a child, i used to believe that when people ate black beans, they became black— Mar'ia Elena
- Until just a few seconds ago, I thought gherkins were beans or something weird like natto...Anon
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky