When I was a kid my teacher said, "Children, if you feel the need to vomit, just go immediately to the bathroom -- you do not have to ask me for permission first." I always thought that she said "bomb-it" for vomit. It made perfect sense to me because that's exactly what happens when you throw up. It wasn't until third grade that I actually learned the true spelling of the word.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- As a kid I used to believe that you had to vomit at least once a year to get rid of all the food you ate.— Paula
- my parents used to tell me if you ate raw carrots,you would vomit your intestines.— gerald finkleton
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I learned in the first grade that the Sun was a star just like all the other stars, only it was MUCH bigger.— Geoff