my little bro (then 6) wouldnt eat his beans so i told him that if he did his penis would grow, he is now 16 and still eats them
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- One day i told my mom that i wouldnt pick my nose until the boogers made it look like i was a walrus— Lotta Thang
- My auntie was told by her husband that glacia cherries were made of seaweed, she wouldnt eat them for years. — emma
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon