When I was 8 we learn't about the Immaculate Conception. When I got home I told my parents we had just been taught about the Immaculate Contraption!
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that children had to be taught how to breathe.— Dave
- When i was little i was so scared of cats, because i taught the turned in to tigers if you saw them.Anon
- I once asked my mom when our cat would learn how to talk.— jenny zych
- As a child I was taught that the tooth fairy would buy our teeth so she could add them to her crown.— Lola
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- my mum told me that the 'public' park was closing so she could go home— xx-lotty-pop-xx