From being 3 until about 7, every New Year's Eve a Great Uncle would tell me to go to the 'Turnpike' in town and I'd see a man sat there with as many noses as there were days left in the year; for years i thought there was a man with 365 noses and begged my mum and dad to take me to see him, until i was old enough to work out what he actually meant!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought people with big heads or big noses had cancer...Anon
- Split walnuts... i used to think they were dried pig noses!!— SaMmI LaMy
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher - I thought that 1983 went on for 3 years - had to ask my sister who decided how long a year lasted.— Sally
- I used to believe that people born on leap year would only age once every 4 yearsAnon