When I was about 6 years old, I asked a "friend" what the verse "you'll go down in history" in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" meant. He told me that "history" was a place where they cut the heads off of reindeer!
From then on, I was sad every time I heard that song.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- For the longest time I thought that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very "chinese" nose...Anon
- i used to bielieve if you get hit
in the nose you will turn into
rudolph the rednose reindeer— kurt santana - I used to believe reindeer made it rain because for many years it rained on christmas eve night.Anon
- I believed that Reindeer loved popcorn, and so I would cook a bag and scatter it on the porch.— Popcornsanta
- I didn't know Reindeer existed, I thought they were just christmas animals for storiesAnon
- My father convinced my little brother it was "Mount Reindeer" not Mount Rainier.— K