This is about my mother's belief when she was young. Her mother had a breast removed due to cancer, and therefore owned a bean-bag breast, and it used to get thrown about with the common phrase "who's got my boussom?!" She thought that all mothers only had one real breast!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- When I was little I thought that black babies who were breast fed got chocoate instead of white milk.— Susan
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick
- My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.— Honey
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.Anon