When I was in about 6th grade and all of the other girls in my class started to get boobies I would tie a belt around my rib cage at dinner each night and think that whatever I ate would stop right at my boobies and they would get bigger. I did this for the entire 6th grade year and still remained flat as a board.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that "boobies" was a bad word all the timeAnon
- i used to believe that women wore bras because their periods happened in their boobies.Anon
- i used to believe that if you ate loads and loads of crust from bread it would make you have BIG boobies.— Israel Bliss
- I learned in the first grade that the Sun was a star just like all the other stars, only it was MUCH bigger.— Geoff
- In my second grade class everyone thought that sexual intercourse was "TALKING DIRRTY".— Israel Bliss
- I literally thought “oral sex” meant talking about sex until 8th grade health class.— Kai