No word of a lie and boy do I feel stupid now = I always thought that the song that says " Doo Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do" said "Do what daddy did to mommy to make me"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- When I was young, I said to my mom, "Mommy, make the sun go down!"Anon
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B. - In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon