When having the 'facts of life' explained to me by an older male surrogate dad, I used 2 believe that pregnancy in the opposite sex was a result of kissing. We got to the sperm part being produced in the testicles...all well and good so far...then I asked 'well how does it get all the way up THERE?'
"Hmmm...it isn't all THAT far is it?" he answered. 'Gotta be a couple of feet!' said I. He avoided that precocious 10-year-old in all locker rooms from then on.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn
- I used to believe that if you rubbed naked feet with someone of the opposite sex you would become pregnant!— Tiffany
- I used to think that my testicles were eggs that would become babies when I was older...— Martin
- My older brother once told me that Aussie shampoo was made from kangaroo pee. I avoided using it for years!— Annie
- I used to think that when you had sex the male was sucking the life out of the female!— dude
- when asked what i would like to be when i grew up, as a girl of about 5, i answered "a horsey".Anon