When I was a child, well after being potty trained, but before ever experiencing or even imagining such thing as a "wet fart", I was nonetheless scared to death for some reason of farting when I was naked. I was afraid that somehow if I farted when naked, I was in grave danger of doing more than a fart and spraying doodoo all over the room. But when ever I had so much as just panties on, I farted fearlessly, never expecting it to soil my panties. So I can't imagine why the thought of farting naked was fraught with such apprehensions of something I'd never known to happen!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!— ahh!
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD