I used to think that my parents loved me more than their other children beacuase they named after God. Every week in church we said "Thanks, Peter Go". Imagine my disappointment when I finally realized (age 6 or 7?) that it was "Thanks be to God." Bummer
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to think that teachers slept at school because they loved children— Michu
- When I was a kid I loved to eat onion rings, until I realized that they were made with onions.— Beth Pärssinen
- To get me to eat liver and onions, my parents used to tell me it was brown chicken. And I loved it.— Mallory
- that when I grew to be an adult my parents would be children.— Rainbow
- i used to think only children whose parents don't want them anymore goes to childcare centre.— Long long ago