After a friend had shown me his older brothers dirty mag of a couple making love on a table i believed this was the only way of having sex, proberly something to do with the angles i thought.Mealtimes at our house where always greeted with a sense of foreboding.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- I thought making love meant making someone fall in love with you!— Brainhead
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- When I was younger I didn't know wut the difference was between making out and making love...— tyna
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- I am an only child so i didn't have older siblings to tell me that oral sex isn't talking dirty.— dragon