when i was little i used to belive that there was only 2 holes on your butt no vagina so i thought babys come out ur rectum like poopie until i was 11 years old i was so surprised when the teacher said there was 3 holes everyone stared
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Me and my sister used to dig holes in the yard because we thought we could dig to china.— Savannah
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- when i was little i believed that leprecauns put the holes in crumpets.Anon
- I used to think that the moon and stars were holes in the sky that you could see heaven through.Anon
- i used to belive that babys floated in the tummy and ate blood with dypers on!!! and a bow and their hair! Anon
- i believed that the holes in swiss cheese were cow farts.— lily