I used to believe that all people had "Willys", I was in hospital watching my baby Sister be born, aged about 7, when i puzzled "Wheres its willy?" The Doctor said "Girls don't have willys" I replied proudly "Never mind it will grow on later!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that young boys belly buttons would soon change into there willys...Anon
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- i used to think boys were born from men and girls were born from women— swag lad123
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- When I was 4, I thought you chose and bought your baby at the hospital. I believed this until I was 6.Anon
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz