When I was in the second grade, I believed that Satan and Santa were the same person. I was so convienced of this, I told everyone else in the second grade that Jolly Ole St. Nick was really the devil. It was the similarity in spelling that caused me to believe this. Needless to say, my mother received numerous phone calls that year, demanding to know why I was telling thier children this horrid tale *chuckles*
A childhood belief about father christmas
others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- In first grade I believed that I was from Mexico because I could count to ten in Spanish.— Lara Roy
- Up until I was in 3rd grade I believed my bathing cap is what kept me afloat in the swimming pool! Anon
- My mother told me when i was 5 that Santa wouldn't come if i kept sucking my thumb. — Traumatized
- I once believed that Tusken Raiders from Star Wars Where a Type of Demon like Satan in the BibleAnon
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman