The priests in my catholic church rotated duties weekly, I thought they must be interchangeable robots, programmed with a sermon, and hung up on a wall when done. So the only constant person I saw on sundays was the musical director, -who it was clear to me, must be the head of the roman catholic church (the pope being an Orwellian figurehead) and the musical director was also caretaker of the robots.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri
- When I was a kid, I thought the musical Mamma Mia did songs from the A*Teens (the teenage version of Abba)Anon
- I used to think God and Jesus were the same person. And I grew up Catholic.— Jackie Mullinix/st louis
- i believed that the only musical instrument on earth was the piano.hey i was only 6 then!!!— velvetryn
- When i was 4 i thought that all the grownups where robots— Nomad
- I thought that robots had to poop— Dr.Badguy