When I was around 6 or 7 my family went on a family outing to the bowling alley. My older brother and I developed a habit of crossing the line when throwing the ball. My mother, in an effort to teach us to play the game correctly, told us that little midgets would come out of the gutters and steal us if we kept crossing the line. I imagined in my mind that little oompa loompas would come out and grab me if I crossed the line.
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- I used to believe that wildlife crossed at wildlife crossing signs...so did my dad when he was young— Sheryl
- I used to believe that a "punch line" meant a line of people waiting to dip punch from a punch bowl.— Sheila
- when i was about 5-8 i used to believe that oompa loompas lived in traffic lights and controlled the lights!!— ~wierd ~
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that the "ped x-ing" signs meant "pediatrician crossing."— Jessica