I used to believe that testicles are there just to keep the legs apart, reducing friction.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- I used to think pee was in your testicles.— R.G.
- I used to believe that my testicles were actually grapesAnon
- I used to think that your cuticlas were called testiclesAnon
- I used to believe you had to stretch condoms over you testicles.Anon
- i used believe and erection was when your testicles went into your penisAnon