When my daughter was two, she passed gas, and with this surprised look on her face, announced "My bottom burped"!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.— michael
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - i used to believe that if you burped and yawned at the same time your eyes would pop out— kelso
- When I first saw "brb" on an im I thought the person burped, not that they would be right back.Anon
- When I was about 10 I used to believe that if you burped too much it would make your liver bleed— Lenny
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL