When my daugher was young (before she knew profanity), she was really angry at me because it was bed time, and she just didn't want to go to sleep. She balled her fists up next to her face, started shaking, and yelled "You are FOOD"!
In baby language, I believe I got cussed out!
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I slept with my fists balled up because I thought if I didn't, E.T. would eat my fingers. — Brian
- When I was little I used to believe that boxers fight only fists into fists.
— Ana - That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- when i was little my mom used to tell me if you eat food before you go to sleep you will have nighmares— michelle
- I used to believe that translating from language into language was only a matter of changing letters ! :) — EwS
- I used to believe that north was always straight ahead. I could never face south, but I knew it was behind me!— Bruces