My mom was giving us chocolate dinner rolls at supper one night. I thought because they were called rolls, they were supposed to roll on your plate. When my mom placed it in front of me, I stared at it, confused. It was just sitting still on my plate. I asked, "Why isn't it going to roll, mom?" Everyone laughed.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.Anon
- When I was 4 i always believed that the brocolli would jumpoff the plate and eat me and today im still scared— Katrina S.
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- all people who smoke roll up cigarettes have been to prison— spam
- When I was little I used to believe that there was a man sitting inside ATM machines giving you your money.— Kazza
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J