I used to think that a gherkin was some kind of tool machine used for cars.
A childhood belief about gherkins

others believed things like this
- I used to think that a gherkin was some kind of piece of machinery. I wonder where I got THAT from...— Some Idiot
- I used to believe that cars were propelled by their exhaust like some kind of rocket.Anon
- Up until 5 seconds ago, I had no idea wat a gherkin was— It's a little cucumber, stupid!
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara - For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen